|Irony with a witty hint of copyright infringement.|
Chutzpah is 9/10 of the Law.
It's almost laughable to even think about having money in the bank, because who's does that anymore? Everyone who's anyone is getting rid of theirs; streamlining their assets. How gauche to just keep money laying around...it's so common, and slightly rude. Nowadays, it's really quite chic to to live hand to mouth (or as I like to call it, main au bouche. Everything sounds better in French). At the risk of being terribly cliche, Broke is the new Black.
|Bread and cheese has been the go to food for the|
impoverished for centuries. Take it uptown with
Artisan fromage and Pain Rustique.